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Posted:Oct 20, 2019 3:55 pm
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All messages will be kept private, unless you're an asshole, then it will be made public so the whole site can witness your behavior if they like.
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Romance my damn self :)
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HNW ~ Ice Cream
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What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

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Adventures in Roommating
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It's avocado season in Florida

My stash keeps growing

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Sarcasm Level 100
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Can you imagine?
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That damn list
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HNW Summer (AKA Hair Quasi Miracle)
Posted:Aug 5, 2020 1:53 pm
Last Updated:Aug 10, 2020 9:29 am
If you've been keeping up, I created a hair disaster.

Quarantine Hair Disasterin progress
Quarantine Hair Disasterin progress Pt2

After fiddling with it most of the day, here we are.

Yes, yes I did shave the back of my head. Ya know, cuz it's summer and hawt! Bdubs, cooler already.

Yep, dyed it purple...and stained my nec (It'll go away)

I always equate summer with watermelon.

And, palm trees

It's raining in Florida today, but that's summer like too.

Happy HNW
Quarantine Hair Disaster....in progress Pt2
Posted:Aug 4, 2020 8:13 am
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And, the mystery continues...
Posted:Aug 2, 2020 9:54 am
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But, first, Monkey Bread!!!!!!!

OMG, soooooo good.

Hurricane Isaias
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OMG...your mouth Erotic Story
Posted:Jul 31, 2020 3:43 pm
Last Updated:Aug 2, 2020 6:29 pm

Was going through documents and found an old story I wrote many years ago, it's based on real life events with a partner I met on this site.

Without further adieu:

Patience was never my strongest character trait, tenacity is though.

“It's a no fucking Friday” he stated as he walked into the room.

“There is no such thing as a no fucking Friday”

“Of course there is”

“I didn't sign up for that” feigning exasperation

“I just decided to implement it today, I wanted to see how you would handle it” he replied grinning

“I'll tell you exactly how I'll handle it, I will be a miserable, whiny bitch about it”

“You can handle it, you're tough”

“I'm tough alright”

With that, he reached over and put his arm around me, pulling me close. Slowly, I felt his hand inch down towards my hip. I have this spot, on my hipbone, that is ticklish as hell and he knows it. I started to wiggle, feeling the giggles starting to well up in my belly. As soon as he got to my “spot”, the giggle fest began.

I was attempting to wiggle away, but he used his left hand to hold me down while his right found all my ticklish spots. My eyes were watering, struggling to catch my breath, and my ass was hanging off the couch. I was in a full on laughing fit. When I started coughing, he knew it was time to stop tickling me.

Drying my eyes, I looked at him and said,

“Why do you do that?”

“Because I can” he replied

“You're so lucky I like you”

“Why do you say that?”

“You can be annoying as fuck” I smirked as I said it

“Since when is fucking annoying, I thought you just said you didn't like the idea of a no fucking Friday. Now, you are saying fucking is annoying...make up your mind, silly”

“Stop twisting, I didn't say fucking was annoying, I said you can be” giggle evident in my words

He started laughing and picked up the remote to his “friend”, tuning the tv to the Discovery Channel, Jason's favorite. If it isn't sports, it's discovery, history, or A&E...he's consistent at least. I decided to push some more. I certainly didn't want to watch tv, my mind was on his cock. I moved my hand over to his leg and started rubbing it.

“What do you think you are doing?” he asked

“Rubbing your leg”

“That's how it starts”

“I want it to start” I said as I winked

“Is that all you think about, cock?”

“Well, no, I think about cooking too” smirking as I said it

“You ain't right”

“But, I'm not wrong”

“I suppose this means you want to suck my cock”

“Why yes, yes I do” I said with a glimmer of hope


“But, wait, what? You know how many men would jump...”

“I said no”

“Come on, you know you want me to, and I know your cock wants me to.”

“How do you know that?” He asked

“Because he talks to me”

“Oh yeah, when does he talk to you?”

“When he's in my mouth, he tells me things...he tells me how much he likes being in my mouth and, of course, my pussy”

I am utterly surprised I was able to keep a straight face during this exchange. My face often betrays my true feelings...I tend to be super expressive that way.

“Oh really, he talks to you while you're sucking on him. What else does he say?”

“He says he wants to be in my pussy and mouth more and that you shouldn't deny him, he's really fucking tired of you telling him no”

“You're a nut, you know that?”

“Yes Jason”

“Just suck my cock, then” he stated laughing

Ha! I won, I knew I would. I just love sucking his cock, there is something about the feeling of it in my mouth. It's sensual and incredibly erotic the way the head moves along my tongue. I particularly like when he grows in my mouth, it's satisfying feeling the girth grow inside me.

I stood up from the couch and grabbed the blanket and started folding it. See, I have neck issues and I have found that the easiest way for me to suck cock without getting a kink in my neck is to sit on the floor in front of him, while he sits on the couch. The blanket is because I am incredibly short and when sitting in front of him, I can't reach his cock to my mouth and I need a booster seat.

Jason moved himself to the middle of the couch with a pillow behind his back, slouched down so that the his butt was at the edge of the cushion. I put the blanket on the floor in front of him and sat down. Time to get down to business.

Starting by taking it in my mouth, I let it just sit there while I relished the feeling. Soon, I started sucking a little more. Just like it was a pacifier and I was a baby, I just suckled on it a little. Once I felt him start to grow in my mouth, I started moving my tongue along his shaft. It didn't take long for him to grow to his full length and girth.

That's when the fun really began. I grabbed his cock at the base and started licking him like a lollipop. Starting from the base of his cock, I ran my tongue up...swirling around the head, sucking it into my mouth hard, then back out again to run my tongue down to the base again. I continued this until his cock had felt my tongue on every section of it.

Then, when I finished, I pulled him into my mouth again and started humming the abc's as I pushed him towards the back of my mouth. Pulling back, I continued my humming, and that's when I heard the first signs of enjoyment from Mr. Man. He was moaning. When I glanced up, his eyes were closed and he was lost in the moment....just the way I like him.

I continued worshiping his cock with my mouth, but I switched from the abc's to “All about that Bass” just because I like that song...it makes me smile. Pushing him to the back of my mouth, I wanted the head of his cock to feel the vibrations from my throat. The moaning became more urgent, as I moved the head of his cock ever slow slightly in and out of my throat.

My hands went to his balls and I started playing with them. Saliva had dripped from my mouth and coated them in a nice amount of “slippery stuff” Fondling them in my hand, I started pinching the skin of his sac between my fingers. Jason has a particular fondness for this kind of play and I could feel his cock twitch in my mouth.

I continued lavishing his cock with the vibrations from my throat and ran my tongue along his shaft as I played with those balls. Finally, I took his cock out of my mouth and grabbed it with my hand and started stroking as I dipped my head down to start licking and suckling his balls. He was putty in my hands as I tickled his balls with the tip of my tongue.

My hand gripped his cock harder and started stroking faster when I sucked the skin from his ball sac in and out of my mouth quickly.

“Oh my god, your mouth...” he was mumbling

Of course, I was glad he was enjoying himself. But, seeing as though Jason sees oral sex as foreplay, I am careful to only take him to the edge and then bring him back down. So, I slowed my hand motion on his cock and made it less rhythmic.

Once I gave his balls attention, I moved back up and pushed his cock back into my mouth. Taking him deep and then back out again...I gave him the best and fastest head bob blow job I could for about a minute. Then, I stopped, mid shaft and started sucking as hard as I could...pulling my head back. Jason says it's like being in a vacuum and he loves it.

Basically, while my head moved back, my mouth sucked in. I have rather strong mouth muscles...my father didn't call me motormouth for nothing. So, Jason was moaning as the head of his cock popped out of my mouth loudly.

“Drop that pussy on my cock” he said with lust in his voice

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