Six Simple Subtle Secrets... to Succeed On Sex Sites... ๐Ÿค” Some pics... attached ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ”ฅ  

Paulxx001 62M
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11/21/2019 12:09 pm

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Six Simple Subtle Secrets... to Succeed On Sex Sites... ๐Ÿค” Some pics... attached ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ”ฅ

ill often stumb l acro s peop e... UGH ...
... hang on a second... damn site...

OK. Fixed. We're good to go. ๐Ÿ˜Š

I'll often stumble across people - in the 'real world' - who recognize me, come up... and ask ; "Paul, how can we succeed on sex sites?" And I tell them ; "I have no fucking idea. Why are you asking me?"

They insist. I disagree. They beg. I make something up. Here's what I tell them... in point form.

1. Goals :
Set yourself a realistic goal. Why are you there? What are you looking for? Is it for a hookup, chat, blogging, cams? Are you a perv? What..?

2. Profiles :
Women - definitely fill it up. Let's all pretend that men read.
Men - why bother? As long as you have a dic pic, you're good to go. Blank rรฉsumรฉs have always worked, yes ?

3. Profile Pics :
Women - A painted toe... is fine for most guys. Grey scale and lips, used to be a craze but now... teeth, are popular.
Men - No worries. Ya got a dic pic? Enlarge it and take another.

4. Blogs : Sure... Do whatever you want, as long as you...


And at THAT point those people - who asked me the question - have usually, lost interest in my answer. Hmmm...

In any case, I'm not hoarding secrets. Everybody has a tip, right?

In the meantime... here are some pics, for those of you, who stopped reading, after the words ; "I'll often stumble..."


Yep... I often do.
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Naked people below...

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Paulxx001 62M
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11/21/2019 12:10 pm

Other secrets to success on sex sites? ๐Ÿค”

Fresh underwear! That's what my mother always told me. ๐Ÿ˜Š

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Paulxx001 62M
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11/21/2019 12:11 pm

(Note: I'm just doing this for the points. MY bank, cashes them in ; '500,000' and I get a coffee mug. A Hundred and Fourteen billion - and it's a small wide screen TV ๐Ÿ“บ )๐Ÿ˜Š

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B00biesman 37M
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11/21/2019 12:16 pm

Doggy


Tmptrzz 57F  
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11/21/2019 12:21 pm

Great tips here, thanks for sharing with all of us. I think you should always feel out your profile regardless if your a lady or a man as we like to know what makes someone tick, and what they are attracted to and not attracted too. That's just my two cents. I hope you enjoy the rest of your evening..

Just your average every day run of the mill nana here!!!


Livin_my_Life14 49F  
2467 posts
11/21/2019 12:31 pm

Women - definitely fill it up. Let's all pretend that men read.

LMAO- truth! I laughed out loud!

Teeth - I do look at a nice smile!

I'll add a couple:

NO DIRTY FINGER NAILS
Stop taking pictures of your DIRTY HOUSE. If you have tons of shit behind you in your picture- Don't post it!

Good post- I like your points!!


foz19504 65M
1499 posts
11/21/2019 12:44 pm

coffee mug and small wide screen tv? I'm changing banks!


undercover_bi469 55M
431 posts
11/21/2019 12:56 pm

Coffee mug and tv are nice gifts, but I am having so much sex thanks to this website, I don't have time to drink coffee or watch tv! lol


FriendofFelix 60M
90 posts
11/21/2019 1:07 pm

Great post!


Oldercock54 65M
15 posts
11/21/2019 1:24 pm

thanks for the tips


1seeking1 54F
2710 posts
11/21/2019 1:32 pm

Thanks for excellent post and making smile. Cheers


bbuckwwheat 60M
1459 posts
11/21/2019 1:36 pm

What a great piece of subtle sarcasm!

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ItsThtPervertGuy 39M
244 posts
11/21/2019 2:00 pm

Nice post! Funny!!


Paulxx001 62M
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11/21/2019 2:05 pm

One of my favorites! ๐Ÿ‘

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Wantsome12plzme 50F  
33 posts
11/21/2019 2:05 pm

Ha ha. Thanks for the laughs.


Paulxx001 62M
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11/21/2019 2:08 pm

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    Great tips here, thanks for sharing with all of us. I think you should always feel out your profile regardless if your a lady or a man as we like to know what makes someone tick, and what they are attracted to and not attracted too. That's just my two cents. I hope you enjoy the rest of your evening..
That's a good tip, about profiles. So yours is pretty much complete and so is mine.
So ya ignore the ones that aren't filled up? ๐Ÿค”

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Paulxx001 62M
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11/21/2019 2:10 pm

    Quoting Livin_my_Life14:
    Women - definitely fill it up. Let's all pretend that men read.

    LMAO- truth! I laughed out loud!

    Teeth - I do look at a nice smile!

    I'll add a couple:

    NO DIRTY FINGER NAILS
    Stop taking pictures of your DIRTY HOUSE. If you have tons of shit behind you in your picture- Don't post it!

    Good post- I like your points!!
Ooo yes... dirty homes. Good one. Ya see dirty nails? ๐Ÿค” Eeeee...
Happy to make you smile. Sure. I'd love to see those teeth! ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜ฌ
Unless someone's got them sitting in a glass. ๐Ÿ˜ถ
Ya know what I mean?

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Paulxx001 62M
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11/21/2019 2:13 pm

    Quoting foz19504:
    coffee mug and small wide screen tv? I'm changing banks!
Lol... Yep. Banks these days, go figure.
I got a toaster... once. ๐Ÿ˜ถ

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Paulxx001 62M
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11/21/2019 2:14 pm

    Quoting undercover_bi469:
    Coffee mug and tv are nice gifts, but I am having so much sex thanks to this website, I don't have time to drink coffee or watch tv! lol
And THAT'S the way... to play this game! Good for you! ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ˜Š

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Paulxx001 62M
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11/21/2019 2:15 pm

Thanks for stopping by.
Drop in any time. ๐Ÿ‘

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Paulxx001 62M
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11/21/2019 2:15 pm

I'm sure I've missed a few, right? ๐Ÿค”

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Paulxx001 62M
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11/21/2019 2:17 pm

    Quoting 1seeking1:
    Thanks for excellent post and making smile. Cheers
Happy to make you smile.
YOUR profile pic is perfect! ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ˜Š ๐Ÿ”ฅ
I'm sure you have YOUR tips... hmmm? ๐Ÿค”

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Paulxx001 62M
13046 posts
11/21/2019 2:19 pm

    Quoting bbuckwwheat:
    What a great piece of subtle sarcasm!
It's always such a fine line, isn't it? ๐Ÿค”
I'll be fine, once the meds kick in
Hey... Thanks for popping in. ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ˜Š

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Paulxx001 62M
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11/21/2019 2:20 pm

Happy to help put a smile on your day. ๐Ÿ‘

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Paulxx001 62M
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11/21/2019 2:21 pm

Glad to share a few with you.
Say hello, any time. ๐Ÿ‘ โŒš

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positively4you 70F  
3609 posts
11/21/2019 2:38 pm

If you post a pic, please crop out the family photos in the background. Pretty sure granny and the kids and grandkids prefer to not be here.
If you take a pic holding your awesome cock, wash your hands and nails first.


Paulxx001 62M
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11/21/2019 2:40 pm

    Quoting positively4you:
    If you post a pic, please crop out the family photos in the background. Pretty sure granny and the kids and grandkids prefer to not be here.
    If you take a pic holding your awesome cock, wash your hands and nails first.
Can you imagine Granny on the site and she finds her pic on the counter? ๐Ÿค” OMG lol ๐Ÿ˜‚
Ooops.. Dirty fingers does seem to be an issue. There's tons of stuff. Right? ๐Ÿ˜—

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positively4you 70F  
3609 posts
11/21/2019 2:55 pm

Yes, I got a message today, dirty nails holding his winky. Ummm, NO.


secret_lade 45F
1339 posts
11/21/2019 3:19 pm

Not interested means exactly that... Not interested. Don't get angry and send scathing messages to the point where you need to be blocked.


japaneseass 52F  
48524 posts
11/21/2019 4:18 pm

Grey scale and lips used to be a craze, but now... teeth, are popular.

yah...i remember the eyeball craze...but now, teeth??? yah...i think i saw him the other day...

[image]


Paulxx001 62M
13046 posts
11/21/2019 4:29 pm

    Quoting positively4you:
    Yes, I got a message today, dirty nails holding his winky. Ummm, NO.
Eee... spooky.
Maybe, the guy's a mechanic. ๐Ÿค”โญ•โŒ

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Paulxx001 62M
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11/21/2019 4:33 pm

    Quoting secret_lade:
    Not interested means exactly that... Not interested. Don't get angry and send scathing messages to the point where you need to be blocked.
So ya tell them you're not interested and they STILL, persist? ๐Ÿค” Wow...
And then ya have to block them... you? Ooo.. they must REALLY be nasty.
Hmmm... How was your taco? ๐ŸŒฎ

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Paulxx001 62M
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11/21/2019 4:39 pm

    Quoting japaneseass:
    Grey scale and lips used to be a craze, but now... teeth, are popular.

    yah...i remember the eyeball craze...but now, teeth??? yah...i think i saw him the other day...

    [image]

Ooo... He's sooo cute! ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ˜Š
Love... those candy canes. Howdja get them to hang like that? ๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ’ฆ
I can hang a few as well. Not sure, how many I can hang... before the little guy droops. I may need help . ๐Ÿ˜ถ

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RyuFujin 52F  
783 posts
11/21/2019 5:03 pm

There are a small handful of guys who have Duck Lip pics, and/or animal face (catify/dogify) pics. I look at the age... and wonder if it's the IQ instead.
::shudders:::

Also group shots, just which one is YOU? What, who, and why are you hiding...


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Paulxx001 62M
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11/21/2019 5:45 pm

    Quoting RyuFujin:
    There are a small handful of guys who have Duck Lip pics, and/or animal face (catify/dogify) pics. I look at the age... and wonder if it's the IQ instead.
    ::shudders:::

    Also group shots, just which one is YOU? What, who, and why are you hiding...
ok... Now THAT... is scary. lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜ฎ Reeeeeeelee... ๐Ÿ˜Š
Ya never CAN figure out... who is there, can you? ๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿ”ฅ
So... dja have a favorite type of profile? What is the RIGHT way to do it?
There is none... is there?
CAT face? ๐Ÿฑ

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mc_justmc 59M  
5253 posts
11/21/2019 6:30 pm

I'm not sharing any of my secrets.


Paulxx001 62M
13046 posts
11/21/2019 7:32 pm

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    I'm not sharing any of my secrets.
Yep... I hear you.
Why bother? Most, of everyone... has their own plan. Don't they? ๐Ÿค”
I amuse myself, You?

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Livin_my_Life14 49F  
2467 posts
11/21/2019 10:08 pm

I don't have any teeth...better to suck you off
Ya know what I mean?


Paulxx001 62M
13046 posts
11/21/2019 10:20 pm

    Quoting Livin_my_Life14:
    I don't have any teeth...better to suck you off
    Ya know what I mean?
I do. ๐Ÿ‘
But I'm pretty sure... yours are still there. It's a gut feeling.
Either way. I can't say that I've ever had THAT experience, done THAT way.
Ya know what I mean? ๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿ”ฅ

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backpocket13 42M
8645 posts
11/21/2019 11:50 pm

Hey Paul,
..........Good Read!............
Sinfully Yours, backpocket13


author51 56F  
83080 posts
11/22/2019 12:41 am

LMFAO my coffee mate..Brilliant post as usual I stumbled upon here...I saw a male profile where he had the word Piss written on his stomach and he was sitting on a toilet...That one pic. has inspired a blog post for me.. I wonder if he has been successful....Not......lol.

One can never have enough JOY in their life...


Paulxx001 62M
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11/22/2019 3:56 am

    Quoting backpocket13:
    Hey Paul,
    ..........Good Read!............
    Sinfully Yours, backpocket13
How's the night shift going? ๐Ÿ˜Š
The dogs still getting along with you? ๐Ÿค”
I always liked the midnight hours at work. Kinda peaceful. ๐Ÿ‘

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Paulxx001 62M
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11/22/2019 4:04 am

    Quoting author51:
    LMFAO my coffee mate..Brilliant post as usual I stumbled upon here...I saw a male profile where he had the word Piss written on his stomach and he was sitting on a toilet...That one pic. has inspired a blog post for me.. I wonder if he has been successful....Not......lol.
I'm visualizing the image of the guy sitting on the toilet ๐Ÿšฝ. Omg... lol ๐Ÿ˜‚
Hey... if you laughed then I know, at least somebody got the joke here. ๐Ÿ‘
I wonder how that guy did? ๐Ÿค” lol ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

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Wonder167 52F  
4278 posts
11/22/2019 10:54 am

I'm with positively, no dirty nails or uncut ones. The long pinky nail ain't cool! Oh and yes, I laugh when they do have a pic and try to crop out the alleged spouse or ex gf. lol


Paulxx001 62M
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11/22/2019 2:40 pm

    Quoting Wonder167:
    I'm with positively, no dirty nails or uncut ones. The long pinky nail ain't cool! Oh and yes, I laugh when they do have a pic and try to crop out the alleged spouse or ex gf. lol
I guess everyone has their own way of going about things, here.
And in life in general... ๐Ÿ˜Š

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misskissin 56F  
82850 posts
11/22/2019 5:02 pm

OMG far too much truth here hon... thanks for the chuckle.


Paulxx001 62M
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11/22/2019 5:13 pm

    Quoting misskissin:
    OMG far too much truth here hon... thanks for the chuckle.
Happy to oblige.๐Ÿ˜Š
White, black, red... and skin... my favorites! ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ”ฅ

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HeartCollector 62F  
7870 posts
11/23/2019 6:48 am

Thereโ€™s success on sex sites?

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azriel1970 49M  
27901 posts
11/23/2019 6:57 am

Well you had me and would have for all 3 lol. Though I am not sure that is advice or more just how things seem to run around here these days.........

Another great post my friend!!!!


Paulxx001 62M
13046 posts
11/23/2019 7:46 am

I guess it depends on how one defines 'success'. Making a new friend? Some might say - "That's success." ๐Ÿ˜Š
I imagine... everyone's answer would be different, right? โ˜•๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜

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Paulxx001 62M
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11/23/2019 7:56 am

    Quoting azriel1970:
    Well you had me and would have for all 3 lol. Though I am not sure that is advice or more just how things seem to run around here these days.........

    Another great post my friend!!!!
You're right - it's not advice... lol ๐Ÿ˜‚
Mostly it's 'tongue in cheek', satire.
But let's face it... everyone follows their own plan here, right? ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
Are ya havin fun? That's what counts, no? ๐Ÿค”

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scoupe42 56M  
7641 posts
11/23/2019 8:48 am

Paul, your a funny MOFO!


Paulxx001 62M
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11/23/2019 9:02 am

    Quoting scoupe42:
    Paul, your a funny MOFO!
Happy to oblige. Just having fun. ๐Ÿ˜
Hope you are too! ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ˜Š

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smartasswoman 62F  
31923 posts
11/24/2019 11:13 am

Here you go.
New Men of A FF


Paulxx001 62M
13046 posts
11/24/2019 12:25 pm

Ahhh... Funny stuff! ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ˜‚
I shoulda just followed your blue print! ๐Ÿ‘

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BeccaLuvs 57F  
17456 posts
11/24/2019 12:54 pm

Excellent tips Paul! Yep, and they def made me smile as well - you do "know" people, eh?!

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Paulxx001 62M
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11/24/2019 6:37 pm

    Quoting BeccaLuvs:
    Excellent tips Paul! Yep, and they def made me smile as well - you do "know" people, eh?!
Thanks for popping in. ๐Ÿ‘Smiles are good.
On another thought...
I often wonder what Xmas ๐ŸŽ„ is like without snow.
Of course... you're used to it, but what do you think? IF... ya had a choice? ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

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EnigmaInitiative 51F  
2631 posts
11/25/2019 5:37 am

I find that most people don't actually know what they want. They say one thing but mean something else entirely. So, that throws off their whole "game".

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Paulxx001 62M
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11/25/2019 6:13 am

    Quoting EnigmaInitiative:
    I find that most people don't actually know what they want. They say one thing but mean something else entirely. So, that throws off their whole "game".
True... They don't.
Whatcha gonna do? ๐Ÿค” They're afraid of women. Performance anxiety disorder prevails. ๐Ÿ”ฅA lotta talk. No action.
And some women are the same. Just too clingy... too desparate.

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sexyldy1000 59F  
4182 posts
11/25/2019 7:53 am

The art of sarcasm, especially in written format, is often lost on others Keep writing for yourself. You will always be your best audience!

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Stimulate my mind and the possibilities are endless.


Paulxx001 62M
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11/25/2019 7:57 am

    Quoting sexyldy1000:
    The art of sarcasm, especially in written format, is often lost on others Keep writing for yourself. You will always be your best audience!

    [image]
Really? Lost? ๐Ÿค”
That's disappointing. Some people get it.
Or... just give up and move on to another pasture. This gig doesn't pay much.
And... I can't cash in 'flirts' at my bank. I've tried.

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sexyldy1000 59F  
4182 posts
11/25/2019 8:11 am

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Really? Lost? ๐Ÿค”
    That's disappointing. Some people get it.
    Or... just give up and move on to another pasture. This gig doesn't pay much.
    And... I can't cash in 'flirts' at my bank. I've tried.
Yes, 'some' do get it. But it comes down to, do you write for yourself or the masses?
Definitely won't get rich on here, unless you decide to become a 'cam model'.

Stimulate my mind and the possibilities are endless.


Paulxx001 62M
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11/25/2019 8:18 am

    Quoting sexyldy1000:
    Yes, 'some' do get it. But it comes down to, do you write for yourself or the masses?
    Definitely won't get rich on here, unless you decide to become a 'cam model'.
Cam model? Really? ๐Ÿค”
Ok... Thanks for the tip. ๐Ÿ‘

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EnigmaInitiative 51F  
2631 posts
11/25/2019 9:39 am

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    True... They don't.
    Whatcha gonna do? ๐Ÿค” They're afraid of women. Performance anxiety disorder prevails. ๐Ÿ”ฅA lotta talk. No action.
    And some women are the same. Just too clingy... too desparate.
Truth?

I think people should talk with each other more, about REAL stuff, which will, in turn, bring more action.

Some women perceive all talk and no action as a sign of performance anxiety. What if all that talk is just nerves?

Same with the clingy and desperate, men perceive certain behaviors as clingy, desperate, or dramatic...when it could just be nerves.

Rather than make snap judgements about people, I wish we would talk more with one another. In person, instead of text messages where things can be easily misconstrued.

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Paulxx001 62M
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11/25/2019 11:59 am

    Quoting EnigmaInitiative:
    Truth?

    I think people should talk with each other more, about REAL stuff, which will, in turn, bring more action.

    Some women perceive all talk and no action as a sign of performance anxiety. What if all that talk is just nerves?

    Same with the clingy and desperate, men perceive certain behaviors as clingy, desperate, or dramatic...when it could just be nerves.

    Rather than make snap judgements about people, I wish we would talk more with one another. In person, instead of text messages where things can be easily misconstrued.
Nerves on both sides? True.. Good point.
I don't know how you can get to know anyone by texting or emailing alone. You HAVE to talk.
Good point. ๐Ÿ‘ โ—

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purpleman2986 45M
74 posts
11/25/2019 12:45 pm

Great post. Your sarcasm is great and you write well


Paulxx001 62M
13046 posts
11/25/2019 1:05 pm

    Quoting purpleman2986:
    Great post. Your sarcasm is great and you write well
Thanks for the props. It's a tough crowd here... lol
Drop by any time. ๐Ÿ‘

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kimberliejo1 43F  
2210 posts
11/26/2019 6:07 pm

"Men - No worries. Ya got a dic pic? Enlarge it and take another." That was a good one babe, Lol... I'm not sure that people have a plan when they come here,,, they
mighta thought they did, Lol... but for most,,, if you're gonna stick around... you're
probably gonna have to adapt a bit?? This place is such a menagerie... no! Lol... I guess
that's what I like about it... (and all the enlarged dick pics) of course, Lol...
You probably shouldn't adapt any though sweetie ... sarcastic funny is YOU, Lol
KJ

Putting your heart on your sleeve is a step towards making a lifelong friend!


Paulxx001 62M
13046 posts
11/26/2019 9:26 pm

    Quoting kimberliejo1:
    "Men - No worries. Ya got a dic pic? Enlarge it and take another." That was a good one babe, Lol... I'm not sure that people have a plan when they come here,,, they
    mighta thought they did, Lol... but for most,,, if you're gonna stick around... you're
    probably gonna have to adapt a bit?? This place is such a menagerie... no! Lol... I guess
    that's what I like about it... (and all the enlarged dick pics) of course, Lol...
    You probably shouldn't adapt any though sweetie ... sarcastic funny is YOU, Lol
    KJ
I'm glad SOMEBODY 'gets' me. lol... ๐Ÿ˜‚
Menagerie.. is a great word. I'd agree.
It's like a 'stop action reality show', with a pace that's your own.
Adapting... is something I have a feeling you're good at. ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿค”

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kimberliejo1 43F  
2210 posts
11/27/2019 6:23 am

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    I'm glad SOMEBODY 'gets' me. lol... ๐Ÿ˜‚
    Menagerie.. is a great word. I'd agree.
    It's like a 'stop action reality show', with a pace that's your own.
    Adapting... is something I have a feeling you're good at. ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿค”
'Stop action reality',,, yesss, I like that description... At the moment, I must be looking
for my 'pace'... yeah,,, I left it around here somewhere... might need help? I'm all
the time misplacing things, yelp! Lol... 'Adapting', that tells the whole story,,, right?
Let's say a guy is staying over,,, with me! with you if you want Lol... he gets in bed
on the left side,,, now that's always been my side!!! If I scoot him over, he's just here
for the night... if he ask which side I prefer,,, he's a cutie... he'll be gettin' breakfast
in the morning,,, in bed!!! Lol... That's me adapting, Lol... You adapt? of course you do! KJ

Putting your heart on your sleeve is a step towards making a lifelong friend!


Paulxx001 62M
13046 posts
11/27/2019 7:33 am

    Quoting kimberliejo1:
    'Stop action reality',,, yesss, I like that description... At the moment, I must be looking
    for my 'pace'... yeah,,, I left it around here somewhere... might need help? I'm all
    the time misplacing things, yelp! Lol... 'Adapting', that tells the whole story,,, right?
    Let's say a guy is staying over,,, with me! with you if you want Lol... he gets in bed
    on the left side,,, now that's always been my side!!! If I scoot him over, he's just here
    for the night... if he ask which side I prefer,,, he's a cutie... he'll be gettin' breakfast
    in the morning,,, in bed!!! Lol... That's me adapting, Lol... You adapt? of course you do! KJ
That's funny... and so true.
Ya know? I've ALWAYS asked which side she prefers. hmmm๐Ÿ˜Š So I get breakfast in bed? Kool! ๐Ÿ‘
All I do, these days, is adapt. I'm easy going on most things... except for the speed limit.
I seem to have an issue adapting to those imposed ceilings.
I'm sure you'll 'find it' here... or there... somewhere. No doubt! ๐Ÿ˜Ž

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lighthousecollec 57F  
54 posts
11/28/2019 7:56 am

Thanks for making my morning my friend


Paulxx001 62M
13046 posts
11/28/2019 10:40 am

Hey... Happy to oblige. ๐Ÿ˜Š
Enjoy the day. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿท๐Ÿธ๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿฆƒ๐Ÿฝ๏ธโ˜•

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MsJaneBondage 50F  
40 posts
12/2/2019 9:35 am

OMG... absolutely the way it is... I get asked all the time the exact same thing. Yet I find myself scolding and lecturing. I was just helping a young chap out this morning and he asked me to tutor him on how to get laid. Like Iโ€™m his Mrs. Robinson? I gave him a mouthful, and in his good sense of having manners, he took my advise or more like my opinion. Maybe, weโ€™ll see.
I have a lengthy profile (not really, but to those who donโ€™t have the capacity to read it is) and I included actual video footage of me stating exactly why Iโ€™m on the site. It doesenโ€™t help and I end up blocking half the members who email me with their nasty dick pics and rude humiliating comments.

I donโ€™t get offended cause they donโ€™t know better, They canโ€™t get laid in the real world, what makes them think they will get laid on a site that targets getting laid.

Men have lost the skill to pick up women. They have lost their respect for women and think just because she is on a sex site that they can humiliate and degrade her. They forget that on the other side of the screen, there is a human being (Most of the time, otherwise they get bots and prostitues).

Does this mean all women need to be treated badly? No, in fact a lot of women on this site that I talk to hate it. Half the women I found out are men posing as women to get dick plies and flirt with other men. Now that wasnโ€™t a shocker to me, but I find it interesting and funny.

I feel bad for the good guys, but the bad guys deserve it. LO.

Ok, enough of my blah blah blah...


Paulxx001 62M
13046 posts
12/2/2019 11:09 am

    Quoting MsJaneBondage:
    OMG... absolutely the way it is... I get asked all the time the exact same thing. Yet I find myself scolding and lecturing. I was just helping a young chap out this morning and he asked me to tutor him on how to get laid. Like Iโ€™m his Mrs. Robinson? I gave him a mouthful, and in his good sense of having manners, he took my advise or more like my opinion. Maybe, weโ€™ll see.
    I have a lengthy profile (not really, but to those who donโ€™t have the capacity to read it is) and I included actual video footage of me stating exactly why Iโ€™m on the site. It doesenโ€™t help and I end up blocking half the members who email me with their nasty dick pics and rude humiliating comments.

    I donโ€™t get offended cause they donโ€™t know better, They canโ€™t get laid in the real world, what makes them think they will get laid on a site that targets getting laid.

    Men have lost the skill to pick up women. They have lost their respect for women and think just because she is on a sex site that they can humiliate and degrade her. They forget that on the other side of the screen, there is a human being (Most of the time, otherwise they get bots and prostitues).

    Does this mean all women need to be treated badly? No, in fact a lot of women on this site that I talk to hate it. Half the women I found out are men posing as women to get dick plies and flirt with other men. Now that wasnโ€™t a shocker to me, but I find it interesting and funny.

    I feel bad for the good guys, but the bad guys deserve it. LO.

    Ok, enough of my blah blah blah...
You've got a lot of patience. lol ๐Ÿ˜‚
True... about men having lost their ability to speak with women. You've made a lot of good points! ๐Ÿ‘
So.... ya give lessons, do ya? ๐Ÿ˜Š I could use a few.... ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ”ฅ
Thanks for sharing your pov. I never mind reading thought out comments. Feel free to share, anytime! ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ˜Š

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ridingballs 36M/37F
8 posts
12/3/2019 4:13 pm

Looks like our profile needs some work. Thanks for the tips!


Paulxx001 62M
13046 posts
12/3/2019 5:12 pm

    Quoting ridingballs:
    Looks like our profile needs some work. Thanks for the tips!
Nice pic! ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ”ฅ
Set yourself up with a blog AND a blog mail box and WORK the system. You'll be fine.
Drop by any time.
Takes a little 'Sales' techniques to help things along.
Best of luck. Let me know if you need any help. And let me know how things work out for you. ๐Ÿ˜Š ๐Ÿ‘

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purpleman2986 45M
74 posts
12/4/2019 2:16 pm

I liked the subtle sarcasm through the tips also. Very funny


Paulxx001 62M
13046 posts
12/4/2019 2:32 pm

    Quoting purpleman2986:
    I liked the subtle sarcasm through the tips also. Very funny
Glad ya got it. Not everyone does. Stop in any time. ๐Ÿ‘

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J_1555 45M
13 posts
12/6/2019 1:49 pm

Hillarious, I need to subscribe!


Paulxx001 62M
13046 posts
12/6/2019 2:32 pm

    Quoting J_1555:
    Hillarious, I need to subscribe!
When you find that perfect place, let me know. ๐Ÿค”
Hey... Stop by any time. ๐Ÿ‘

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Love2eatpussy303 34M
32 posts
12/10/2019 2:39 pm

Thanks


Paulxx001 62M
13046 posts
12/11/2019 6:33 am

Your welcome. ๐Ÿ‘

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