Could You Eat This?  

cinnamon0133 54F  
2547 posts
7/11/2019 1:56 pm
Could You Eat This?

I found this on my fb feed. I couldn't eat it, it reminds me too much of Alien 🤣🤣


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Brownsugar222222 41F
14 posts
8/8/2019 1:09 pm

yuckkkk Im NOT hungry anymore


Spidey604 41M
15 posts
8/8/2019 11:55 am

That is absolutely hilarious


FunTimesFor2018 55M
28 posts
8/8/2019 5:18 am

I'm going to make that


spicybicpl 37M/36F  
42 posts
8/7/2019 1:09 pm

Was going to go have lunch,but just lost my appetite


Frank87boy 35M
30 posts
8/6/2019 9:20 pm

Me compré una lencería que te encantará"

Recuerda que los hombres son muy visuales y a él le encantará imaginarte con ropa sexy. Una de las maneras en que puedes iniciar tema es preguntándole directamente: ¿cómo te gusto mejor? ¿con boxer o encaje? ¡Súper excitante para ellos!

"No imaginas las ganas que tengo de ti esta noche"

Tanto a mujeres como a hombres les encanta sentirse deseados y qué mejor manera de hacerlo que enviándole un coqueto mensaje en donde le expreses todas y cada una de las satisfacciones que te hace sentir.

"Nadie tiene tremenda habilidad con la lengua", "me encanta [tu amiguito]"

"Cuento las horas para verte. Si estuvieras aquí..."

(...) no te imaginas todo lo que te haría"... Si él pregunta, descríbele el panorama de una manera picante y agrega al final: todo eso te haré cuando te vea.

"Cuando caiga la noche quiero que nos olvidemos de todo para disfrutarnos completamente"

No esperes a que él sea el primero en pedir que se vean. Ten la iniciativa y envíale un mensajito como: "te invito a mi casa a cenar hoy con todo y postre... el postre que quieras y como quieras"

"Mis pezones están..."

(Puedes añadirle una fotografía como 'prueba)'.

Cuando la temperatura ambiental es muy baja, por naturaleza, los pezones de las mujeres tienden a cambiar de apariencia y textura, ya que la protuberancia de estos exalta aún más al estar expuestos al frío. Si esto pasa, puedes decirle de manera ingeniosa la manera en que el clima te ha hecho "una mala jugada"...

Puedes añadirle una fotografía mostrando sutilmente el hecho (por encima de tu blusa). ¡Lo volverás loco!

"Esta noche seré completamente tuya. Hazme lo que quieras"

A los hombres les encanta sentir que tienen el control y tú puedes hacerle creer que así será bajo las sábanas.

"Adivina lo que llevo puesto"

Recuerda que los hombres son muy visuales y a él le encantará imaginarte con ropa sexy. Una de las maneras en que puedes iniciar tema es preguntándole directamente: ¿cómo te gusto mejor? ¿con boxer o encaje? ¡Súper excitante para ellos!

"¿Cuántos orgasmos me vas a regalar hoy?"

"Quiero que el tiempo corra para poder estar a tu lado. Prepárate para la mejor noche de tu vida"


SlyF0xxx 30M
13 posts
8/6/2019 2:07 pm

Yikes. No thanks!


Bigme8910 36M
34 posts
8/3/2019 6:00 pm

WOW!!! My initial reaction would be WTF is that. I’d probably have a good laugh and a mouthful after I was told what it really is.


shootitome2 68M
60 posts
8/3/2019 4:52 am

just say "Hey, Mikey," i'll eat anything...

PEEKING!!!


Cplexity 32M
8 posts
8/1/2019 7:46 pm

kill it with fire!


toyzrme69 38F
9 posts
8/1/2019 7:19 am

pretty interesting looking dish !


mutualbenefit69 44M
110 posts
7/31/2019 5:19 pm

haha thats funny. seems most everything tastes like chicken. must be a mind over matter thing


oraldeelite 56M
16 posts
7/31/2019 7:43 am

Sure, probably gonna taste like chicken. It reminded me of a cooking show I watched years ago and the chef made nuclear chicken. Eight legged chicken. He'd buy xtra drumsticks and sew them on with poultry string and voila a mutant chicken. Kids especially liked this one. Me too ---a leg man , but breasts are equally nice!


Mankey563 33M
14 posts
7/31/2019 3:11 am

Sure why not


Bluesradio62 57M
28 posts
7/28/2019 9:21 pm

Looks downright scary....now the egg dish I can handle....


cinnamon0133 54F  
18036 posts
7/27/2019 4:52 pm

I'm not making it 🤣🤣

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cinnamon0133 54F  
18036 posts
7/27/2019 4:51 pm

That's exactly what I thought of lol

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rockithardpleas 42M
28 posts
7/27/2019 9:27 am

you make it , i'll eat it!


Livin_my_Life14 49F  
1217 posts
7/24/2019 9:55 pm

Aliens movie!!! Scary😱


DETSwitch 55M
132 posts
7/22/2019 4:06 pm

    Quoting cinnamon0133:
    I'm concerned it could come back to life🤣🤣
I remember that scene from *Poltergeist*!

What it could use for a really disturbing embellishment is a pair of triceratops-like horns either side of where the chicken's neck used to be....


cinnamon0133 54F  
18036 posts
7/22/2019 9:40 am

    Quoting DETSwitch:
    "It's dead -- whatever it was!"
I'm concerned it could come back to life🤣🤣

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DETSwitch 55M
132 posts
7/22/2019 1:13 am

"It's dead -- whatever it was!"


cinnamon0133 54F  
18036 posts
7/21/2019 8:40 am

    Quoting career53:
    How about this dish. How many of you would endulge in a man-hearty breakfast? Freshly Ferilized Poached Eggs ala Chef.
    https://japaneseadultgirlfriend.com.com/blog/career53/Cooking-with-Cum-4232863#japaneseadultgirlfriend.com?{}
    [image]
No, no, No! I don't eat eggs, those eggs are raw, slimey and disgusting 🤢

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cinnamon0133 54F  
18036 posts
7/21/2019 8:38 am

    Quoting bigmask4u7:
    Looks good. Just spooky for a sec is all lol
Not for me🤣

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cinnamon0133 54F  
18036 posts
7/21/2019 8:38 am

    Quoting  :

I'll pass with you🤣🤣

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cinnamon0133 54F  
18036 posts
7/21/2019 8:37 am

    Quoting stylish74:
    What do you serve with it? Blue carrots? And If it moves, shoot it again -lol-
I know there are purple carrots, I'm not sure about blue lol

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cinnamon0133 54F  
18036 posts
7/21/2019 8:36 am

I agree🤣🤣

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cinnamon0133 54F  
18036 posts
7/21/2019 8:35 am

Lol

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career53 66M  
44 posts
7/20/2019 11:44 am

How about this dish. How many of you would endulge in a man-hearty breakfast? Freshly Ferilized Poached Eggs ala Chef.
https://japaneseadultgirlfriend.com.com/blog/career53/Cooking-with-Cum-4232863#japaneseadultgirlfriend.com?{}
[image]


bigmask4u7 25M
12 posts
7/17/2019 7:29 pm

Looks good. Just spooky for a sec is all lol


stylish74 44M  
17 posts
7/16/2019 8:03 am

What do you serve with it? Blue carrots? And If it moves, shoot it again -lol-


wis_buster_2006 51M  
42 posts
7/15/2019 5:01 am

EWWWWW NOT!


Uncut637148 48M
14 posts
7/14/2019 6:48 pm

Very nice


Uncut637148 48M
14 posts
7/14/2019 6:47 pm

Hell no


cinnamon0133 54F  
18036 posts
7/13/2019 1:25 pm

    Quoting citizen4722:
    I'm sorry, but that's not going anywhere near my face (hug) grrr!
I agree! It's too creepy for me🤣🤣

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citizen4722 61M  
62761 posts
7/13/2019 12:05 pm

I'm sorry, but that's not going anywhere near my face (hug) grrr!


cinnamon0133 54F  
18036 posts
7/13/2019 8:53 am

    Quoting proteus_2a:
    Facehugger chicken ?

    One of the rare occasions I'd be inclined to shoot my dinner !

    P
I agree! I would be afraid it would eat me!🤣🤣🤣

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cinnamon0133 54F  
18036 posts
7/13/2019 8:51 am

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    ok... I gotta try THAT!
    Reminds me of The Thing... 1984 .. scary... 😊
It reminds me of the thing on the guys face in the movie Alien🤣🤣

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cinnamon0133 54F  
18036 posts
7/13/2019 8:48 am

    Quoting Satyr48:
    I've heard of Turducken, but this is my first Crachickage...
    I'd have to eat it before it eats me...
It really does look like it could eat me!🤣🤣🤣

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cinnamon0133 54F  
18036 posts
7/13/2019 8:46 am

I couldn't eat it🤣🤣🤣

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cinnamon0133 54F  
18036 posts
7/13/2019 8:43 am

    Quoting smallballs555:
    I would do this be asked by guests new recipe?
You MUST be adventurous when cooking 😉

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cinnamon0133 54F  
18036 posts
7/13/2019 8:41 am

I couldn't sit at the table with it🤣🤣

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cinnamon0133 54F  
18036 posts
7/13/2019 8:40 am

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    even knowing what it's made of I couldn't have that in my house.
My food should never look like it could eat me!🤣🤣

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cinnamon0133 54F  
18036 posts
7/13/2019 8:38 am

I'm glad you enjoyed seeing it 😊😊

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cinnamon0133 54F  
18036 posts
7/13/2019 8:37 am

    Quoting benard69:
    Try that at Thanksgiving and call it TurCrabinn!
That's funny!🤣🤣

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cinnamon0133 54F  
18036 posts
7/13/2019 8:35 am

    Quoting positively4you:
    It’s all in the presentation. That’s a huge fail.
I will NEVER be able to look at crab legs the same way again!🤣🤣

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proteus_2a 53M
7339 posts
7/11/2019 11:33 pm

Facehugger chicken ?

One of the rare occasions I'd be inclined to shoot my dinner !

P


Paulxx001 62M
10073 posts
7/11/2019 8:55 pm

ok... I gotta try THAT!
Reminds me of The Thing... 1984 .. scary... 😊

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Satyr48 70M
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7/11/2019 7:36 pm

I've heard of Turducken, but this is my first Crachickage...
I'd have to eat it before it eats me...

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kumtogether54901 37M
18 posts
7/11/2019 7:17 pm

thats awesome!!! and yes i sure could eat it lol


smallballs555 64M
69 posts
7/11/2019 6:52 pm

I would do this be asked by guests new recipe?


cinnamon0133 54F  
18036 posts
7/11/2019 6:31 pm

    Quoting Heavyg2019:
    LMAO!!!!!!! That is damn funny...I might have to try that one day, and freak a few people out..lol...
It would certainly be interesting!🤣🤣

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cinnamon0133 54F  
18036 posts
7/11/2019 6:16 pm

    Quoting Avion229:
    I'd take all the crab legs since I could identify what it is, it's kind of reminding me of a scorpion lol
I was thinking it looked like the alien from the movie but I can see scorpion too!

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cinnamon0133 54F  
18036 posts
7/11/2019 6:14 pm

    Quoting thikhead:
    thats sooo imaginative,

    and hilarioius . . .
Yes and Yes! 🤣🤣

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cinnamon0133 54F  
18036 posts
7/11/2019 6:11 pm

    Quoting ItsThtPervertGuy:
    Looks like one of those things from that movie Aliens!!!
It certainly does! I almost think that is what they were trying to do🤣🤣

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cinnamon0133 54F  
18036 posts
7/11/2019 6:05 pm

    Quoting lilbigman8833:
    hell ya id eat it us country ppl its food weedoggie
Oh my lol

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cinnamon0133 54F  
18036 posts
7/11/2019 6:00 pm

It is mean🤣🤣

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cinnamon0133 54F  
18036 posts
7/11/2019 5:58 pm

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    That would freak my out..lol..yuk..
I agree! It's too far, I would have to leave the table!

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dogslife2live01 67M
975 posts
7/11/2019 5:10 pm

too kool!
alien dinner!

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mc_justmc 59M  
4964 posts
7/11/2019 4:53 pm

even knowing what it's made of I couldn't have that in my house.


cocklikerock1369 47M  
43 posts
7/11/2019 4:04 pm

thats great ty so much for sharing


benard69 63M/63F  
4384 posts
7/11/2019 3:46 pm

Try that at Thanksgiving and call it TurCrabinn!


positively4you 69F  
3467 posts
7/11/2019 3:25 pm

It’s all in the presentation. That’s a huge fail.


Heavyg2019 54M
41 posts
7/11/2019 2:54 pm

LMAO!!!!!!! That is damn funny...I might have to try that one day, and freak a few people out..lol...


Avion229 45F
3 posts
7/11/2019 2:52 pm

I'd take all the crab legs since I could identify what it is, it's kind of reminding me of a scorpion lol


thikhead 62M
1813 posts
7/11/2019 2:38 pm

thats sooo imaginative,

and hilarioius . . .


ItsThtPervertGuy 39M
199 posts
7/11/2019 2:29 pm

Looks like one of those things from that movie Aliens!!!


lilbigman8833 52M
251 posts
7/11/2019 2:07 pm

hell ya id eat it us country ppl its food weedoggie


Goldenman56x 62M
10 posts
7/11/2019 2:02 pm

Ha. Ha, that is mean


Tmptrzz 56F  
62244 posts
7/11/2019 2:01 pm

That would freak my out..lol..yuk..

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cinnamon0133 54F  
18036 posts
7/11/2019 1:57 pm

No 🤣

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