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Your best one-liner = 200 points  

electrastorm69 38F  
1329 posts
12/8/2019 7:34 am
Your best one-liner = 200 points

Give your best -liner for this pic and you could win 200 points!
Enter as many times as you wish...just be funny, witty, sassy.
Points will be awarded 9 Dec 2019.
Good Luck!

electrastorm69 38F  
225 posts
12/8/2019 7:35 am

Should have said 220 points....my bad, lol!

eborel2 55M  
3 posts
12/8/2019 7:53 am

That paint looks so real!

ltrskr 71M  
3836 posts
12/8/2019 7:57 am

A hole new meaning to "Tongue in cheek!"

leo2012103ab 65M
18 posts
12/8/2019 7:57 am

think i just heard the dinner bell !

Drpecker2cu 61M
14 posts
12/8/2019 8:01 am


iowa6669 51M
137 posts
12/8/2019 8:02 am

is there a draft in here?

iowa6669 51M
137 posts
12/8/2019 8:04 am

the buffet is open!

iowa6669 51M
137 posts
12/8/2019 8:06 am

can anyone help me get the bluejean out of my teeth!

lickn41 53M
33 posts
12/8/2019 8:07 am

parking in the rear

manto69u 65M  
32 posts
12/8/2019 8:11 am

The hole needs a good plugging.

lickn41 53M
33 posts
12/8/2019 8:11 am

May I push your stool in for you?

EatattheY69692 57M
69 posts
12/8/2019 8:12 am

Open for business.

4uacuudlybear3 70M
81 posts
12/8/2019 8:12 am

Come and git it!!

lickn41 53M
33 posts
12/8/2019 8:13 am

entrance in the rear

easy_going2014 53M
11764 posts
12/8/2019 8:21 am

"go commando, or go home"

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Good luck!!!

roustabout6 63M  
81 posts
12/8/2019 8:31 am

Look out for that chili...

wanted4funNaz 39M
7 posts
12/8/2019 8:41 am

Now that’s my kind of bedazzled jeans

jstforthlofit 64M  
851 posts
12/8/2019 8:51 am

Nothing comes between me and my jeans..

lindoboy100 57M
20398 posts
12/8/2019 9:00 am

The latest product from Levi:

No More Skidmarks........

Pull ma finger.........

iowa6669 51M
137 posts
12/8/2019 9:08 am

thats a new meaning to "belly up to the bar"!

waterdrop00 52M
54 posts
12/8/2019 9:18 am

the ultimate way of pleasing yourself ~~ get yourself into my jeans

kwood200 55M
195 posts
12/8/2019 9:30 am

I got the cue stick for pocket pool!

weaponxx69 36M
112 posts
12/8/2019 9:34 am

even though it is nice, that restaurant's health score just went down

weaponxx69 36M
112 posts
12/8/2019 9:36 am

Is this the appetizer or the main course?

9025 posts
12/8/2019 9:42 am

I like my chili extra-hot

Bedcat68 51M  
34 posts
12/8/2019 9:44 am

Direct acces

Ashersanta 23M
29 posts
12/8/2019 9:52 am

one line to The Heaven


Paulxx001 62M
13826 posts
12/8/2019 10:09 am

I'm always ready... Even when I'm not...

... is there another way to look at it.
Please Stop Sending Me Vagina Pics

Wok2016 37M  
315 posts
12/8/2019 10:32 am

I'm here to apply for the opening!!

rm_undermythong 39F  
90 posts
12/8/2019 11:14 am

I was out playing golf and I got a hole in one.

rm_undermythong 39F  
90 posts
12/8/2019 11:17 am

Do you think this is covered under my insurance?===wind damage?

10482 posts
12/8/2019 11:43 am

Do You See That, Between Her Pussy and Her Asshole?

That's A Chinrest!


posty2 64M
483 posts
12/8/2019 11:45 am


rm_undermythong 39F  
90 posts
12/8/2019 11:57 am

Went out drinking and got ripped.

myexample 31M  
108 posts
12/8/2019 6:04 pm

hey maam your pants is missing some coverage, will fill it with my cock and walk behind slowly do u mind be entering

HWmann200 56M  
2 posts
12/8/2019 6:32 pm

looks like the first bite got the jeans,,missed the meat,lol

Apollorising58 59M  
3945 posts
12/8/2019 8:32 pm

BBC doorbell!

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WyoCowboy7751 66M
57 posts
12/9/2019 6:35 am

Sorry Mame ! But Your Clit needs a Lickin !!!

rm_1littlehose 57M
321 posts
12/9/2019 3:43 pm

2 holes, gleaming from 1 hole!

rm_1littlehose 57M
321 posts
12/9/2019 3:44 pm

Only play-place you will find 2 holes in 1!

Beautiful pic by the way!

electrastorm69 38F  
225 posts
12/9/2019 5:15 pm

Congrats to Wok2016 for your winning one-liner!

LuvDaBigGirls2 53M
21 posts
12/10/2019 8:42 am

now thats a hole in one baby

stringtime666 58M
516 posts
12/10/2019 9:18 am

"can you hold my drink for a moment?"

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Desir4Fire 44M
2155 posts
12/10/2019 11:45 am

I slipped you a tip!

Desir4Fire 44M
2155 posts
12/10/2019 11:46 am

Star light, start bright!!
First star I see tonight

knightwilly 55M
14 posts
12/11/2019 5:47 am

Take a seat, Dear.

Succulenttrini 40M
2 posts
12/11/2019 6:20 am

got milk

Succulenttrini 40M
2 posts
12/11/2019 6:24 am

Hi electra

Vader0967 52M
319 posts
12/11/2019 7:05 am

peek a boo I see you

CasualinAlbany 29M
23 posts
12/11/2019 5:31 pm

If you put your ear on the desk, you can hear a woman getting fucked from behind.

Grmtby69 47M
41 posts
12/12/2019 9:36 am

“Here’s today’s menu- what you like?”

JasonGang12 21M
12 posts
12/12/2019 5:34 pm

I could mine that hole for days

thickndark01 29M
1 post
12/12/2019 6:36 pm

i will rip you apart

zarman50 57M
34 posts
12/16/2019 2:25 pm

WOW one bean burrito and see what happens.

LoveSosa63 28M
22 posts
12/17/2019 7:15 am

Open for business!!

Lrgrod6913 42M
44 posts
12/17/2019 3:14 pm

Liquor in the front and poke her in the rear!

embeddableHUNK 41M
30 posts
12/18/2019 9:02 am

That ass just ruined my day

newcuriousbivirg 53M  
126 posts
12/18/2019 2:22 pm

Allow me to clear off a seat for you! Said while wiping mustache!

reaper3791 48M
22 posts
12/18/2019 6:33 pm

Be careful, her pussy is gorgeous, but look what it did to her Jeans!!!!

lust4u510 49M
29 posts
12/21/2019 8:03 am

licker in the front poker in the rear

itsfabulous4u2 58M
26 posts
12/21/2019 1:43 pm

I can fill that hole for you

catnip001 44M  
17 posts
12/22/2019 1:03 pm

Mind if I have a taste

merlot5555 63M  
105 posts
12/23/2019 5:50 am

... the view from the rear is exquisite...
... inviting, in need of a visit...
.... the door's open wide...
....please slip on inside...
.... it's explicit and complicit...
... an attempt to solicit...
... the meaning of which is implicit...

the contest is over... but the desire to add to the folly could not be left untouched...

merlot5555 63M  
105 posts
12/23/2019 5:51 am

one line was not enough to do that picture justice ... LOL

Jason0000316 35M
30 posts
12/24/2019 1:07 pm


justl00knatu2 45M
25 posts
12/25/2019 5:44 am

oh the sign on the door said closed

slydin 62M
24 posts
12/25/2019 6:08 am

Pink taco for lunch

slydin 62M
24 posts
12/25/2019 6:10 am

Excuse me while I slyin

slydin 62M
24 posts
12/25/2019 6:11 am

Excuse me do you mind if I take this seat

licknsuck1234 62M
36 posts
12/26/2019 6:15 pm

Let me slide my well lubed right hand into your pussy, while I slide as many fingers as I can in your ass.

harbor112 60M
1093 posts
12/26/2019 11:17 pm

I can tell you like me. By the way you crack a smile.

fierywetspot 31F  

12/27/2019 3:54 am

Damn that was the biggest fart I ever let out.

Bigguccisosa21 29M
29 posts
12/27/2019 10:09 am

Let me put a baby in you

Bigguccisosa21 29M
29 posts
12/27/2019 10:10 am


Mike_90911 46M  
20 posts
12/27/2019 9:40 pm

Whens it that got u need to keep it cool

livelifeliberate 49M
94 posts
12/28/2019 4:34 am

2020 fashion trend, the Chapless ass.

licknsuck1234 62M
36 posts
12/28/2019 10:16 am

Hi honey would you mind if I pumped a quart of hot spunk into your ass? I actually witnessed a guy ask a girl that question.....and they left within seconds......

XfromAFF 45F
10 posts
12/29/2019 7:46 am

somehow funny!

electrastorm69 38F  
225 posts
12/30/2019 4:59 am

Congrats to harbor112 for the 2nd winning comment!
Check page 2 for the first winner.

69ereatwetpussy 57M
2903 posts
12/30/2019 5:44 am

Sorry I'm late, I have gass

electrastorm69 38F  
225 posts
12/30/2019 6:07 am

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Clit_Licker_dude 45M
12 posts
12/30/2019 6:57 am

Er, Gas-X, ma'am

DomBWC4fun 33M
56 posts
12/30/2019 9:55 am

Are those bugle boy jeans you're wearing?

AureliusSays 56M
3 posts
12/31/2019 2:05 am

Doctor said it's good to air it to fight the thrush

_IKanCu2_ 100M
2200 posts
1/1/2020 2:38 pm

Best one liner ?

,,, the one ][ just crossed Talk;in too YU.

KManGarcia 33M
16 posts
1/2/2020 10:37 am

Must have been that bean i had for dinner! - Homer Simpson

wanttoplay580 76M
43 posts
1/2/2020 1:09 pm

Love those designer blujeans. Perfect fit.

wanttoplay580 76M
43 posts
1/2/2020 1:11 pm

Love those designer blujeans. Perfect fit. 4277274

ombnd 57M  
35 posts
1/4/2020 6:28 am

One should never reach across the bar for something if your not prepared to land on a pole.

TheDuke63kc 44M
25 posts
1/4/2020 7:07 am

Back door is OPEN

34 posts
1/4/2020 11:35 am



2018gerryfli 61M
20 posts
1/4/2020 6:15 pm

I think someone left the back door open....

guyinmn69 39M
28 posts
1/4/2020 7:33 pm

wanna get a pizza and fuck? what you don't like pizza?

allthenamesgone 49M
7 posts
1/6/2020 8:35 am

Hmm. Ladies jeans don't usually have so many pockets.

77joeeoj 42M
3 posts
1/6/2020 8:25 pm

I think you misunderstood when they said ripped jeans were in style

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