A funny goofy sex story  

rick315875 61M
7121 posts
5/21/2019 1:52 pm

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5/22/2019 8:19 am

A funny goofy sex story


I thought of this goofy funny sex story. It made me laugh. It was so ridiculous. I wonder, if this could possibly happen. I'm writing it in first person. It helps me to get into the character.

I had just gotten out of the bathroom. I had forgotten to zip up my fly. I wasn't wearing any underwear. As I was walking down the street my dick fell out of my pants! Just hanging out there for everyone to see! People were looking at me strange! I didn't know why! Then, this guy pointed down on me. I looked down. My dick was hanging out of my pants! I saw people on their phone; alarmed at what was going on. They were probably calling the police. They probably thought I was some kind of a pervert with my dick hanging out of my pants.

Then guy said, you better stick your dick back in your pants and get the fuck out of here! So, I stuck my dick back in my pants, and ran off; ducked into the next building I could find! I found myself alone. Thank God I had escaped one! What a mess!

Then, all of a sudden guy appeared. He had followed me. He came up to me and said, you owe me a favor for one! I said, I sure do! Thanks for helping me out. Well, you can help me out right now. How's , I said? He had noticed I have a really big cock! I want to suck your meat pipe, right now!

So, I let him suck my dick.

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rick315875 61M
7231 posts
5/22/2019 8:19 am

    Quoting 1Hemiguy1:
    Crazy how you meet people some days.
yes very crazy

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rick315875 61M
7231 posts
5/21/2019 3:10 pm

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    That kind of is a goofy but fun story my friend, you never know who you might meet out on the streets..
When I was editing this little story every time I read this sentence it made me laugh. It's just so ridiculous that it's funny. "As I was walking down the street my dick fell out of my pants"!

My friend

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1Hemiguy1 56M
94 posts
5/21/2019 3:04 pm

Crazy how you meet people some days.


rick315875 61M
7231 posts
5/21/2019 3:02 pm

Some people have all the luck

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Tmptrzz 56F  
59529 posts
5/21/2019 2:21 pm

That kind of is a goofy but fun story my friend, you never know who you might meet out on the streets..

Just your average every day run of the mill nana here!!!


rick315875 61M
7231 posts
5/21/2019 2:02 pm

sex stories

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jackswallowsit 61M  
27 posts
5/21/2019 1:56 pm

Damn man, I want to be 'that guy'. LOL

If it's not in my mouth, it's on my mind ....


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