Articles by happyhour1956

happyhour1956 62 M
10  Articles‚ Score 13.1
This will crack you up   7/13/2019

Sonquot;Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl!" Father: "That's great son. Who is she?" Son: "It's Sandra, the neighbor's daughter"; fathe


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happyhour1956 62 M
10  Articles‚ Score 13.1
Lets try this one   7/7/2019

I filled in a job application for the local council and under disabilities I put Narcolepsy and Tourettes Syndrome. So not only will I be able to sleep at work, if someone tries to wake me up; I can t


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happyhour1956 62 M
10  Articles‚ Score 13.1
Lets try this one   7/7/2019

Just before shagging a Brazilian girl who'd singled me out in a bar, I asked her why, of all the other guys there, she'd chosen me. "You were the only one in a England shirt, " she e


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happyhour1956 62 M
10  Articles‚ Score 13.1
If you think about it ,it is a joke .   7/7/2019

My wife wrote an email to me saying she was concerned have communication issues. I immediately sent an IM asking her to clarify. She messaged me on Facebook saying not to worry but sometimes 'r


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happyhour1956 62 M
10  Articles‚ Score 13.1
A Joke   7/6/2019

I was showing my doctor the rash on my penis today. He seemed pretty uncomfortable and didn't want to touch it, he just told me to make an appointment at the surgery tomorrow and walked off pushi


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happyhour1956 62 M
10  Articles‚ Score 13.1
A Joke   7/3/2019

My new blow up doll is so realistic, it told me it just wants to be friends.


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happyhour1956 62 M
10  Articles‚ Score 13.1
Or this one   7/3/2019

"My wife hasn't wanted sex for over a year, " complained my friend down the pub. <br><br> "That's just not true, mate, " I replied without thinking.


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happyhour1956 62 M
10  Articles‚ Score 13.1
Lets try this one   7/3/2019

It's two o'clock in the morning and a husband and wife are asleep, when suddenly the phone rings. The husband picks up the phone and says, "Hello?... How the heck do I know? What am I, th


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happyhour1956 62 M
10  Articles‚ Score 13.1
Another funny joke   7/1/2019

A guy goes to the doctor and says: 'Doctor, I'm getting married next week, but I have had unprotected sex a couple of times lately. Before our marriage, I'd like to know if I have an STD;


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happyhour1956 62 M
10  Articles‚ Score 13.1
Another Joke   7/1/2019

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blond


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happyhour1956 62 M
10  Articles‚ Score 13.1
A Joke   6/30/2019

A woman is home when she hears someone knock the door. She goes to the door and opens the door to see a man standing there. He asks the lady, 'Do you have a vagina?' She slams the door in di


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