Articles by SirHammerlocks

SirHammerlocks 38 M
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Selfie Tips 5   12/27/2018

Editing <br><br> I shared before that I like to work (minimally) in photoshop but there are phone apps that can create some great looks. I like VSCO cam as an easy go-to, but the best thin


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SirHammerlocks 38 M
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Selfie Tips 4   12/27/2018

Posing <br><br> Of course posing is a personal preference. However, here are some things I personally keep in mind: <br><br> Make some space. Clean up the composition from dist


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SirHammerlocks 38 M
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Selfie Tips 3   12/27/2018

Taking the photo <br><br> Phone timers work well if you want cardio. Haha. Alternatively, you can turn on the time lapse feature on iPhones and move reeeeaaalllyyy slowly. Moving quickly w


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SirHammerlocks 38 M
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Selfie Tips 2   12/27/2018

Camera placement <br><br> Phone cameras can be fantastic as long as they aren’t too close to the subject. Distortion happens when the lens is too close and a good rule of thumb is to kee


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SirHammerlocks 38 M
11  Articles
Selfie Tips   12/27/2018

Lighting <br><br> My go-to is natural light, but most of the time we are at the mercy of regular household lighting. That’s ok! The biggest thing I can suggest, if this is what you’re


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SirHammerlocks 38 M
11  Articles
Selfie Tips   12/27/2018

Lighting <br><br> My go-to is natural light, but most of the time we are at the mercy of regular household lighting. That’s ok! The biggest thing I can suggest, if this is what you’re


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SirHammerlocks 38 M
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More dirty jokes   12/27/2018

What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist? <br><br> You can negotiate with a terrorist. <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> What did the h


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SirHammerlocks 38 M
11  Articles
More dirty jokes   12/27/2018

What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist? <br><br> You can negotiate with a terrorist. <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> What did the h


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SirHammerlocks 38 M
11  Articles
Dirty Jokes   12/27/2018

What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? <br><br> A guy will actually search for a golf ball. <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> What’s the d


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SirHammerlocks 38 M
11  Articles
Dirty Jokes   12/27/2018

What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? <br><br> A guy will actually search for a golf ball. <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> What’s the d


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SirHammerlocks 38 M
11  Articles
Dirty Jokes   12/27/2018

What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? <br><br> A guy will actually search for a golf ball. <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> What’s the d


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