Articles by tom4u777

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My Financial Advisor … Followup   5/17/2019

This is a continuing story … In our last encounter (in erotic story My Financial Advisor … Teaching Richard), John helps Shari show her husband Richard how she likes to be fucked, and Richard doe


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tom4u777 52 M
13  Articles‚ Score 16.1
Two Irish Nuns   5/16/2019

Two Irish Nuns visit New York City for the first time. Walking through Times Square, they see a street vendor with a sign " DOGS". "Look , sister, " says one of the nuns. "Th


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tom4u777 52 M
13  Articles‚ Score 16.1
There once was ...   5/14/2019

There once was a named Patrille ... who tried dynamite sticks for a thrill ... they found her vagina .... in North Carolina ... and bits of her tits ... in Brazil.


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tom4u777 52 M
13  Articles‚ Score 16.1
More Puns   5/11/2019

1. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.' <br><br> 2. Two fis


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tom4u777 52 M
13  Articles‚ Score 16.1
Puns   5/11/2019

1.The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. <br><br> 2.I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turne


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tom4u777 52 M
13  Articles‚ Score 16.1
The IRS joke!   5/8/2019

Mr Johnson got a notice from the IRS he might be audited, and he should show the local IRS office next Monday morning 10. So, he called his attorney, and the two of them showed the IRS office


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tom4u777 52 M
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Starts with an F ...   4/29/2019

What starts with an F, ends with a CK and involves shooting foamy stuff? <br><br> Scroll down for the answer <br><br> : <br><br> : <br><br> : <br>


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tom4u777 52 M
13  Articles‚ Score 16.1
Instructions to the Novice or Inexperienced   4/29/2019

1. Get a , a Woman is better ... this is MOST IMPORTANT 2. Start a conversation (It doesn't matter what it's about). After a while, tell her how beautiful and sexy she is (this must be done,


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tom4u777 52 M
13  Articles‚ Score 16.1
Sight?   4/24/2019

"I see", said the blind carpenter, as he picked his hammer and saw.


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tom4u777 52 M
13  Articles‚ Score 16.1
Checking out the bar   4/23/2019

A guy is on a business trip. He sees a bar across the street from his hotel. Entering the bar, he sees a sign on the wall. It reads: Cheese sandwich $2.50; Ham sandwich $4.50; Hand Job $10. <br>


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tom4u777 52 M
13  Articles‚ Score 16.1
My Financial Advisor … teaching Richard   4/21/2019

This is a continuing story … In our last encounter (in erotic story My Financial Advisor … take 2?), Shari tells she wants to teach her husband Richard how she likes to fuck. Three weeks ago,


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tom4u777 52 M
13  Articles‚ Score 16.1
My Financial Advisor … take 2?   4/17/2019

In “My Advisor”, Shari and I have our first encounter. It was hot in my apartment after a long hard day the office. I was sitting in my briefs, relaxing and watching some porn on my big screen


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tom4u777 52 M
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My Financial Advisor   4/14/2019

After I got divorced after 30 years of marriage, where I lost half of my investments, I needed a financial advisor to help me recover. My divorce lawyer recommended one, and I met the advisor at her o


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